Differences Between Hashers and Non-Hashers
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Tell a non-hasher he
is an EVERYDAY ASSHOLE or a MOMMAS BOY,has a RUBBER DICKIE or that he TAKES IT
UP THE ASS LIKE THE AMISH - and you are likely to get a fist smashed into your
face.
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Tell a hasher that
one of those is now his name forever and he will thank you, drink a beer in
honor of his new name and wear a necklace with it in bold
letters.
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A non-hasher with a
bad voice will not burden others with his warbling and will sing quietly
in church or the shower.
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A hasher with a bad
voice will sing loudly and proudly in a circle of people who will enjoy every
note.
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Non-hashers spend
their whole lives avoiding risks that might injure them, wearing their
seatbelts at all times and riding their motorcycles with a $300 Bell helmet on
their heads.
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Hashers dont
think twice about riding a rusty red wagon down the sloped roof of an
a-frame hut - in a tshirt and jeans.
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The organizer of
any other sport would feel like an utter failure if their hard work and
planning was rewarded with a judgement of "shitty".
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Tell a hare that his
trail was shitty and they will go home feeling
successful.
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If a non-hashing male
works as a male stripper he takes along a bodyguard ( to protect himself from
what I dont know)
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A male hasher working
as a stripper would end up after every show in one of the customer's beds or
car backseats.
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Eat at the camp
chowhall in the summer and the person serving your cheesesteak is wearing a
hairnet and rubber gloves.
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Eat at the camp
chowhall at Stinko and GRIZZ is serving your cheesesteak wearing a black thong
and ribbon-thin top that barely covered her nipples.
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