Bang 4 UR Buck
Grandmaster
Bang 4 UR Buck started hashing in 2008 with Keystone Hash House Harriers. After successfully contaminating and disbanding the exclusive, unadulterated Keystone H3 with her smut, she developed a 007 mission to become master of the world. Her conspiracy has had many successes, such as assuming the position of Harrisburg-Hershey H3’s slut-faced Grand Mistress. Future plans include exploiting her powers to further her mission and lead H5’s half-minds in their beer-swilling adventures down a road of debaucherous and inevitable doom. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, b*tches.
Farrrt ConnOr
RA
Hashing is much like trout fishing in that it’s so easy to lie. There’s a better word for “lie”, I just can’t think of it right now.
Brown Noser
Assistant RA
Brown Noser’s mother always wanted him to be a priest and this is the closest he could get. She is still not proud of him.
Wild Cherry
Hare Raiser
Hashing with H5 since 2005. If H5 trails were on FourSquare.com, he would be the Mayor of Mechanicsburg. Has an uncanny, unforseen ability to have “Mechanicsburg’s finest” join us on trail. Throws a mean party and one of the larges attended annual hashes not to be missed.
She Came
Hash Cash
Hmmm. How to describe myself? I LOVE HASHING. I like the rush of running through the woods with the wind in my hair, with just a little bit of a buzz on. That way when you run into things and fall down it doesn’t hurt as much — until later.
I am a control freak, but I’m a bit of out-of-control.
Interior Defecator
Haberdashery
Hashing with the best hash house in Pa since a wicked full moon in 06′. Just fell in lust with traveling the last cpl years.If you want to buy or give me a sexual favor for some cool haberdashery ,just come see me.If your a haberdasher, lets talk about making our hashes some money selling some cool shit!
Girth Brooks
Awards
Known as the Greatest Awards Bitch ever Girth Brooks gets ‘er d
SqueezeMe
Web Geek
Doing as little as possible and still be considered mismanagement!
KY
Statistian and Historian
So committed to her duties, she has given up hashing.
Tour DePuke
Songmeister
Always quick to entertain us with a song, whether it’s in circle, post run or on stage!