Written by: Kitten Mittens, Post Master Genital or whatever his name is this month)
Do you think your at a party?
Do you think your at work?
You are at a fucking hash trail.
You stupid fuckin jerk.
Why’d ya have to get your fuckin phone out?
While you were doing trail
Now that you are back in circle you can drink a cup of ale
( Drink in down and down to the tune of the song)