Stinko De Mayo

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers Presents
The greatest 3 days in Hashing

UPDATE:  Info and details will be emailed this week. Keep an eye out for it. In the meantime, here is the updated who’s cumming list and the racers signed up for the beer mile. If the information is incorrect, please contact motoed@gmail.com

Hash NameHome KennelBeer Mile OpenBeer Mile PhilliesBeer Mile QuarterStick HorseSkitChiliCabin RequestTrail Plans
2 Finger TuesdayHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
3&OutDH3Beer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
315 Acre LotFCH3Beer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter Horse
4-F YouHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
6cooterPGHH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Aims LowHogtownTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Anal nicoleHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Analholics AnonymousHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Anchor SpankerVoodooH3Cabin Request
Goes Down On BuoysBFMH3Beer Mile OpenCabin Request
ass-QSH3Beer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Assman CumethIthaca HHHBeer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
AwhoraphobiaHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
BANG 4 UR BUCKHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Beaver MuncherSummit
Bed Bath & BIDETMVH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Big Ten InchHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Bitch $hotsBFMTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Bloody PoussièreFlour City Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Boo Berry TitsFCH3Beer Mile Quarter HorseTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Boxxx SpringWH4Cabin RequestUNSURE
Brag A Deer GeneralSH3Beer Mile OpenChili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
BrokeBack MountMeHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersSkitTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Broken RodBfmBeer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Brown & RunnyColumbus C2H5OHTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Brown NoserHarrisburgBeer Mile Quarter HorseTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
BushratHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Butt FlossIH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Butt NakedRumson HHHCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
BVD - Bloody Vaginal DischargeIH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
c-scaperPittH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!Lehigh Valley Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Can U Not TinkleOFH3Beer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Can't Find Pussy in a HaystackDCRWBeer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Can't Taste Won't SwallowHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Candy CornholeBAH3Phillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseChili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Cause for BlindnessBen Franklin Mob H3Beer Mile OpenCabin Request
ChappyH5SkitCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Chief of QueefsHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Choke Me OffHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100SkitCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Choosy moms choose dickbAH3Chili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Church LadyFUH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Clean ClamcHARLOTtesville H3Cabin Request
CLIFF DIVERHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
ClitorhandsFlour City Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Clitorhands 2Flour City Hash House Harriers
Cock-N-FaceHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
CockspreyASSSH3Cabin Request
Cooter WebsVoodoo Hash Hash HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Crash Test DumbassBAH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Cum Brew LayWH4Beer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Cums in the ovenHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile Quarter HorseChili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Cup Dispenser/Fuki SukiMVH3/H5SkitCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
AssAssInationYachtClubTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Dan Marine-HoHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Dave The MasonRumsonSkitTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
DeadmanRumsonCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
DebasementIH3Beer Mile Quarter HorseTrail Plans: Turkey ]
DecibelleHalve Mein Hash House Harriers
Deer NearU_0H3Beer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Defender of PeedomPittH3Beer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Dial FLumpy Lovers H3Beer Mile OpenBeer Mile Quarter HorseTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Dick-On-A-StickH5Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Donald DickYacht Club H3
Donkey FlufferFt Eustis H3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
DoodleHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Double DBAH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Dr. Shiser Box ShockerFCH3Beer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Dunga the Blumpkin KingIthaca H3Trail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Dwarfus InterruptusCDPCH3
Ear ShotAnarchyTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Egg F*ckerLVH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Ernest HeminGayTakes It Up the Ass Like a Wednesday H5Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
F Me DailyHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
F.A.R.TSisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
Fart ConnOrHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Fire in my hOleHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Fish N TitsWhite House H3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Floral SexWWh3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
ForeskinRumsonTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Fort DixalotBen Franklin Mob H3
Free 2 LayHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100SkitTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Free CuntryFCH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
FuzzbusterHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
G IRumson
G.R.I.T.S.Ft Eustis H3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Gaelic PastiesBlooming Fools H3Beer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100SkitChili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Gag 'Em StyleCUNT3Phillies Only
Gag EmBen Franklin Mob H3
Gay Matthews LambBFMH3Beer Mile Quarter HorseTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Grizzly SchnizHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Gulliver's TrannyHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenChili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Happy On His KneesRumsonTrail Plans: Turkey ]
hare today cum tomorrowHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Head-2-Toe-In-UteroIH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
HeYanksPenisHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile Quarter HorseSkitTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Hold the SausageBen Franklin Mob H3/Yacht Club H3Trail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Home BlownFCH3Phillies OnlyChili CookoffTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Honor PoleSPOTH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Horse JerkerFlour CitySkitChili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Hot CrotchetHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
HuMMeRCUNTH3
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for MoistHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile Quarter HorseTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Hung Like ThisPittsburgh Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Hunt for Head OctoberMVH3Beer Mile OpenChili CookoffCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
I am 17 Cumming on 18Richmond H3Beer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
IDH5Trail Plans: Fat Boy ]
In Your EndoHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
International HO Fly ZoneRIH3SkitTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
International House Of VirginsBlue HenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Jello JigglersFCH3Phillies Only
Judge DoodyBFMH3Beer Mile Open
Just ChrisOFH3Beer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Just DakotahHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
just donnaH5Cabin Request
Just jeanH5Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Just NatashaPittH3Beer Mile OpenBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Chili CookoffCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Just ScottH5Beer Mile OpenChili CookoffTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Just StaceyHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Just SteveWH4Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)H5
Just TerriBAH3Beer Mile OpenBeer Mile Quarter HorseCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
K9-69PittH3Beer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Kappa Grabba CockDayton Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
KickStandIthaca H3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Kiss my CockbookFCHHH
Kitten MittonsHot-tub Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenSkitTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Knickers Please!H5Phillies OnlyChili CookoffCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Kojak (Moment)ASSSBeer Mile OpenBeer Mile Quarter HorseCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Lady DiarrheaFCH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
LichtenschtabbedHbH3Beer Mile Open
Lick Around For SecondsFCH3Cabin Request
Lick Around For Seconds dosFCH3Cabin Request
Lick stickClh3
Lickity ShitsMtnBH3Beer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Licky MeHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersChili CookoffCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
LipsPOHOH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
lips of steelPittH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Liquor BoxLVH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Lock JawHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Loose EarlyFCH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Lumpneck MuncherHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
LunaChicHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Male SlotFCH3Chili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Man GurglarPittH3Beer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Mango BangoOld Frederick Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Marco HomoBAH3Trail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Mark SuckerbergFlour City Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
MaryanneDublin H3Beer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Master BasterIH3Beer Mile OpenBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!DC Road WhoresCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Mayan Ass BleedsFlour City Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Weblow ScoutH5Trail Plans: Turkey ]
MoonPGHH3
MoreMen Pukes TonightBAH3Beer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
MotherloadVoodooH3Chili CookoffTrail Plans: Turkey ]
MOUNDSHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
MudmanFCH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
MuffalottaH5Beer Mile Quarter HorseCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
My Holes MatterHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
My PreciousHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Nacho TacoOld Frederick Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
NFHNH5Trail Plans: Turkey ]
NippleodeonHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersPhillies OnlyCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Ole Yell HerH4/RT3Phillies OnlyCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Once Twice 5 Times a LadyRH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
One Trick DickU_0H3Beer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Orange is the New SnatchDC Road WhoresCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
OrangUbangHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersPhillies OnlyCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Orgie porgie puddin n pieBFMH3Stick Horse 100Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Peace O'ChumBAH3Phillies OnlyTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Pedal Feel YaFCH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Peter GrippinHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Turkey ]
FacefullUnknownTrail Plans: Turkey ]
phWedgieHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
PiggyHalve Mein Hash House Harriers
Pony BoyBAH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Porcelain GoddessIH3
Pork your parentsH5Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Pounded In The CanBFMH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Sister golden showersNVH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Princess & The PooHillbilly H3Beer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Prostate RightsScotch H3
Psychedelic CumfountainBloomingFools H3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Pubic Service AnnouncementFriendly Toast H3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
PuddleJumperHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenChili CookoffTrail Plans: Turkey ]
puke pantherH5Chili CookoffCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
The 2nd CummingBFMBeer Mile OpenCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Purple CooterH5Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Queen of the JungleHangoverCabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Rear EngineerBFMH3 / PhillyH3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
RexPGHH3Beer Mile Open
RobocockHillbilly H3Stick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
RU-469DCH4Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Runner GirlBen Franklin Mob H3Beer Mile Open
Scratch n StiffLehigh Valley Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Self ServiceHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Semen On The Poop DeckBFMH3Beer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Seriously 5-10CCH3Beer Mile OpenStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Sex and AteMotown/Ann Arbor H3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Sex-A-SketchLehigh Valley Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenPhillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Sharin' PeterHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
She Wee WeeHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Shetland Blow MeEWH3
SirCumscriberFCH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Sister MariaHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
SkidmarksHockessinBeer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Slim JimH5Trail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Slimy LimeyWH4Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Small Craft AdvisoryWhite House H3Phillies OnlyBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Snidley WhipassSOH4Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Spare My FingerBFMH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Sperm whaleSOH4Beer Mile OpenBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Spitz.cumDCRWStick Horse 100Chili CookoffCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Spunk MonkeyDC Road WhoresTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Squeeze MeHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersBeer Mile OpenStick Horse 100Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Steph InfectionTNatH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Swayze's Swollen ThroatFCH3Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Turkey ]
T-BagPittsburgh Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Taco BelleBFMH3Trail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Taco? I Barely Know HerBFMH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Tapes it up the ass like a manH5Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Tastes Like 10th GradeIthaca H3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
The bitch will find UHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
The RashPHLH3
The Young and the BushlessDC Road WhoresCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Three Toes InHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
TicketsRumsonSkitTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Tiny Two StrokeSMUTTy Crab Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Tits of SteelPhiladelphia Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
TMISMUTTyCrab
Tour DePukeAss WednesdayCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
TrainwreckNo-homeCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Transplant it in MeBAH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
TrashedHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Silence of the goatsSMUTTy Crab Hash House HarriersTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Twerking OvertimePGHH3Cabin Request
Uncle Bad TouchSan Francisco H3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
Uncle FisterBFM STDTrail Plans: Turkey ]
Uncle JohnFCH3Stick Horse 100Chili CookoffTrail Plans: Turkey ]
UnipornH5Beer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Up her aliBFMH3Beer Mile Open
UpperCuntH5 BFMBeer Mile OpenTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
VestosteroneRH3Trail Plans: Turkey ]
What What (Mud in the butt)Taco Tuesday H3Phillies OnlyChili CookoffTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
Where's my D?BFMH3
Whiny Little BitchOFH3Beer Mile OpenBeer Mile Quarter HorseStick Horse 100SkitCabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Wild CherryHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100Cabin RequestTrail Plans: Fat Boy ]
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate FactoryHalve Mein H3Trail Plans: Eagle Trail ]
WishboneherHarrisburg-Hershey Hash House HarriersStick Horse 100SkitCabin RequestTrail Plans: Eagle Trail ]

Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
** Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! **

About The Event

Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?

Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:

We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don’t count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff

!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!

Wow 249 of your closest friends with your best chili recipe. See if you can bring home the trophy to your hash for the year. Competition is stiff so bring your “A GAME” and prove you know your way around the butt, I mean kitchen! Please have your chili to the kitchen staff no later than 6pm. ** Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko! **

All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:

Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Saturday Morning will see youin’s getting a breakfast that’ll make you wanna slap yo mamma before the hares lead you through the hills and dales of the Pennsyltucky wilds.

After lunch it’ll be time to get fancy for the running of the Pennysltucky Dirty Beer Mile events. Don your racing silks if you plan to participate in the races or put on your Derby duds and a fancy homemade Derby Hat- the wilder the better – there just might be a prize!– then settle in with a Mint Julep or Bourbon Slush, bet on your favorite colt, filly or gelding to win, place or show and cheer on the field during an exciting afternoon of races and hash Olympics. We’ll crown the winners at circle and If you are really brave, find cuzzin Endo’s special jug. We promise you’ll take a “shine” to the contents.

Beer Mile

This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.

Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.

Saturday Evening

Nuthin’ like a dead pig with all the fixins to fill your belly to contentment before you get a chance to see Pennsyltucky’s favorite Hash Band, Bubba where you can dance a jig or try your best redneck pickup line like “Did you just fart? Cuz you dun blew me away!”

We’ll finish up the weekend by fillin’ your bellies and muddlin our way through the fat boy trail before sendin you on your way with a hearty “See ya’ll next time, Ya Hear?”

Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

All registration will be online.

 

Haberdashery Sizing Chart

Please note, review the sizing carefully before selecting your size. We will not able to change it after you have registered due to the order timing. We will also not be able to accommodate sizing changes for transferred registrations.

Europe/USA Normal Size / AKL02 XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL
A. Chest (circumference) 37.5 39.5 42 44 47 49.5 52 54
G1. Long sleeve length 24.5 25.2 26 26.75 27.4 28 28.5 29