Where Were You Last Week?

(To the tune of Hee-Haw)

Where, oh where, were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat, lazy bastards, you weren’t even here!
So we fucked all the virgins, and drank all the beer!

Drink, drink, drink it on down…

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